Thursday, 25 June 2015

TED 2: SPOILER-FREE REVIEW:


So the ‘Thunder-Buddies’ are back and this time the short and furry Peter Griffin and Marky Mark are here for more dick and fart jokes but the biggest question on most people’s lips: Is this more Ted 1 or more A Million Ways To Die In The West? It’s not as bad as the critically maligned box office flop that was A Million Ways to Die in the West, but it’s also not that good.

MacFarlane brings us a second round of John and his lifelong buddy Ted, who are pretty much in the same position as they were in the first film; they have made no progress as characters whatsoever. Only this time Ted and his now wife from the first film, Tami-Lynn, want to have a baby but unfortunately for Ted this does not work out to be that easy. After several scenarios involving too many body fluids, Ted finds himself in a position where he needs to prove himself, in the eyes of the law, as a person.  

Now look that’s essentially the crux of the story but that is it in its entirety. The rest of the film is just a series of short and punchy jokes and sequences that often make no sense and have no real link to the film. Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of laughs and you will feel guilty laughing at many of these jokes but honestly, the best joke of the whole film shows up in the first five minutes and then it pretty much plateaus after that. Much of the movie plays out like a series of sketches that never made it into Family Guy and often they feel very out of place in relation to how the comedy and cutaways were handled in the first film.

One saving grace for the film is the comedic timing of Mark Wahlberg and the banter that he has between himself and Ted but often when it’s not Wahlberg telling the joke, the film really isn’t that funny. There’s an extended dance sequence at the beginning of the movie and for a second you laugh, and then it sinks in that this isn’t a joke and we’re being made to watch this well choreographed but completely unnecessary sequence for the next five minutes. There are also many other sequences that feel like they are a set-up for something else but are then just forgotten about and never referenced again. Seriously, Liam Neeson makes a cameo and references that he might be back but that never eventuates; they come across a farm that feels like it is setting up to reveal a funny celebrity cameo but nothing happens and there are just so many other plot holes and moments that lead nowhere that you often wonder if the joke is supposed to be on us as the audience.

Honestly for me though, I feel that Seth MacFarlane lost what made his art form popular long ago. Family Guy hasn’t really been funny in a long time and most of his jokes and statements are often based on his own personal politics, I mean don’t get me wrong, I agree with most of the things he believes in, but often he does this at the expense of a good joke. As a storyteller, he conveniently wraps up plot points the same way they would be done in Family Guy or an Adam Sandler movie, as a joke-teller, MacFarlane seems to only be comfortable with a joke when it’s being arbitrarily mean towards another person, even if that person is a member of the cast.

And just touching back on that Adam Sandler thing: if Mark Wahlberg had been played by Adam Sandler, or Ted had been voiced by Adam Sandler, people would be tearing this film apart for the disrespect Sandler shows to his audience in his movies; so I don’t think Seth MacFarlane should be getting off so lightly for doing the same thing as Sandler  

Essentially, your enjoyment of the film will really be dependent on how much of a fan you are of Seth MacFarlane’s comedy, or how much of his comedy you are willing to tolerate. For me, all I wanted to do after watching the movie was go home and pop in my copy of the original film to remind me of how good it could have been.

Ted 2 gets One and a Half Stars (or One and a Half arbitrarily mean references to Amanda Seyfried’s eyes) 

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